Tuesday, December 22, 2009

VERY JIALAT. I NEED TO STOP DRINKING ALRRRRR!!!!!

I. GOT. ALCOHOL. RASH. YESTERDAY. WTH. ITCH UNTIL I WANT TO DIE!!!!!!! ITS LIKE YOU KNOW.. YOU CAN KILL ANYONE ANYTIME KIND OF ITCH. MUST KEEP NIAMING NON-STOP ABOUT HOW ITCHY THE WHOLE BODY IS. ITCHY UNTIL THE ARMPIT ALSO ITCHY!! THEN, THE WORSE THING IS, YOU CANNOT SCRATCH IT IF NOT WILL GET EVEN MORE ITCHY AND YOU WILL HAVE MORE! WTH. I NEARLY DIED LAST NIGHT. I WAS ON BED AT AROUND 2 PLUS AND WAS STILL AWAKE AT 5 PLUS IN THE MORNING. COOL MAN. I WAS THAT CLOSE TO APPLYING MEDICATED OIL ALL OVER MY BODY AND JUST STINK MYSELF TO SLEEP.

DEAR BODY, I KNOW I DID YOU WRONG AND DRANK TOO MUCH ALCOHOL THESE FEW WEEKS. I LEARNT MY LESSON. I'LL BE NICE TO YOU AND PROMISE I'LL HAVE NO MORE ALCOHOL FOR THE COMING WEEK!

Monday, December 21, 2009

HAHAHAHA I SAW THIS ON ON FRIEND'S FB!! DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CUTE!!!!!

GOOD AFTERNOON, MY NAME IS... RUSSEL!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

OMG OMG OMG I SAW WU ZHUN IN FOUR SEASON'S CLUB 21 TODAY!!!!!!!!!!

HE. IS. DAMN. HOT. AND. MUSCULAR!!!!!!

DAMN IT I NO COURAGE TO TAKE PIC WITH HIM! :( DAMN SAD!!!!

HEHEHE I KNOW I KNOW IM LIKE ANNOUNCING IT EVERYWHERE. PLEASE BEAR WITH ME 'CAUSE THE EXCITEMENT IN ME IS KILLING ME! HAHAHA!

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

i thought i should dedicate this entry to my fat rat, ho kok how. to the rest, please bear with me for a lil' while alright! (:
i was browsing through some files and found these awesome stuffs!

this silly boy did up something sweet for me when i was over in the states. here goes...

Its only when someone is gone, then you

Realizes life is rather boring.
Realizes the songs she sent are nice.
Realizes you will be so happy to receive just one of her calls/messages.
Realizes playing L4D with her when she could be lost anytime is so funny.
Realizes how smooth her hair is.
Realizes how good she smells after her shower.
Realizes how soundly we slept despite squeezing in that little bed.
Realizes luohanguo doesnt taste as bitter as before.
Realizes making honey water together is sweet as well.
Realizes "Jurong West" doesnt appear as frequently as before.
Realizes there are no more remedy at home for my flu.
Realizes her naggings actually meant concern for you.
Realizes maggi-in-a-pot is our unique style of eating.
Realizes her first name for me was vodka.
Realizes you have gotten her chicken rice and plaster when she needed them.
Realizes ponyo is not popular anymore.
Realizes no one is ever gonna send you text messages in PG1, PG2 style.
Realizes she is really sweet.
Realizes she is the only one that bothers explaining her r/s with every male friends of hers because you are important to her.
Realizes she wants you to pick her up from the airport after you've passed your driving.
Realizes you are the only one that can make her smile silly-ly to herself.
Realizes you could have spoilt her even more, way worst than a spoilt brat.
Realizes she is the only one that will miss your teeth, hair, unshaven stubble, thick brows, laughter, fat tummy, smell and everything about you.
Realizes you don't mind having home-cooked dinner with her everyday even if its luncheon meat, luncheon meat with egg and campbell soup on the table.
Realizes she wants you to miss her till you ki siao.
Realizes she says you're irritating but actually meant you're cute.
Realizes no one calls you the super unsweet, unlovely, hostile and everything not good boyf.

i did a similar version for him when i was in states but i thought this new edition i did a few months back would be more relevant now. HAHAHAHA!

Its only when someone is in camp, then you

Realizes life is rather boring.
Realizes the songs he silly-ly sing beside your ears are nice.
Realizes you will be so happy to receive just one of his calls/messages at 1030pm every night.
Realizes playing games with him = sure lose. so better sa jiao to him before starting the game to win! HAHA.
Realizes how cute his teeth are.
Realizes how thick his brows are.
Realizes how much you miss his stubble.
Realizes how much you miss his laughter.
Realizes how much you miss his fat tummy that are, I SUPPOSE turning into aps. HAHA!
Realizes how cute he can be when he starts to sajiao 'cause you are the only person he will sajiao to.
Realizes how good he smells after his shower.
Realizes how soundly we slept and how he salivate despite squeezing my comfy little bed.
Realizes how we've tried almost all the liang cha and they doesnt taste as bitter as before when you share the drink with him.
Realizes you havent been making him honey water. okay i will soon!! promise! :D
Realizes "Punggol" and "Kadaloor" dont appear as frequently as before.
Realizes you miss eating maggi-in-a-pot; our unique style of eating.
Realizes i have been texting you long msges every night and i love it!
Realizes he is really sweet.
Realizes he will not be able to buy me breakfast after watching his soccer because he got not much time to watch soccer now. :P
Realizes he is the only person who will entertain you in the middle of his sleep.
Realizes only he will entertain your craziness even if its really silly and hes really drained out from trainings.
Realizes he will want to do anything for me just to make me happy.
Realizes he is the only one that can make you smile silly-ly to yourself.
Realizes he is the only one who will spoil you till you feel like a spoilt brat.
Realizes you miss his cooking over at punggol even if its luncheon meat, luncheon meat with egg and campbell soup on the table.
Realizes no one calls you the super sweet, lovely, friendly and everything good girlfriend.
Realizes how much i miss you so much till i want to hug you badly now.

many things in the updated version didnt change 'cause im still loving you as much as few months back. it will only increase thats why i have all the more elaborated description like having you drool in bed. HAHAHA.

Monday, December 07, 2009

hello all hello all!!

im still kicking, still alive and enjoying myself very much!!! had many many many many meet ups with many many different people!!! from joc on wednesday, to hsbc colleagues, wanqin and jac on thurs, to jac and baby on friday, to celebrating my SUPER DUPER advance birthday with baby on sat, to rachel on monday! waaaaa im damn happy to meet everyone! like bird you know. fly out of the cage. butttttt, i havent meet ferynn lim leh, i realised!! :( nevermind, will see you soon! :D

and oh oh oh, the hot topic between the girls now is... wanqin striking toto and sponsoring our overseas trip. wanqin, i want birkin already, dont want europe already. birkin's more enticing than europe. HAHAHAHA! i think ah, you get all the girls birkin la. we'll be damn happy. then for cs, also get him one la. so that he can give joc and make her a happier person. HAHAHAHAHA!! ferynn and i sacrifice abit lor. get 1 birkin can already. HAHAHAHAHA!!

anyway, i went daiso just now with rachel! omg damn fun! 'cause i had a hella fun time buying the door gifts for everyone who are going for my birthday clubbing event on friday night!! hehehehehe, its a secret door gift!! muahahahaha! a hint: it can only be used in clubs!!!! and soooo, the few hours of shopping in daiso cost us 34bucks. hahaha i want to smack myself already. in daiso itself, can spend so much!

on my way home, met maiz!!! woman, we need to meet up for lunch soon!! havent caught up with you for long!!!

i got so many things to blog about but im super unsettled now! need to go take off my mask and blow dry my hair and watch telly and sleep!!! i'll blog again soon alright!!

love all of you mannnnnnnn! :D

Thursday, November 19, 2009

i think im becoming a muscle woman soon. all thanks to the endless writing. stupid exam!

Monday, November 09, 2009

DIE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I KEPT EATING AND EATING AND EATING TODAY. I THINK IM A BIG FAT PIG NOW. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, ATE EGG MAYO BREAD. THEN ATE TIDBITS. THEN ATE MORE TIDBITS. THEN DINNER. THEN A PACK OF STRAWBERRY MILK AND I JUST ATE 2 TIMTAM CHOCS. ITS ALREADY 1119PM!

I. AM. DOOM. SHIT. CANNOT FAT ALREADY! MY FACE'S LIKE A BALL ALREADY! IF FAT SOMEMORE, I DONT KNOW WHAT CAN I USE TO DESCRIBE IT!

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